Video 19 Oct 2,807 notes

father! Well I am ready!
won’t you let it begin?
cause I am here now,
i want to dance in the mighty palm of your hand!

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Text 19 Oct 2 notes The girlfriend needs to hurry up and get home
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Photo 19 Oct 174,387 notes

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Text 19 Oct 765 notes thoughts while on period

juliahelbig:

  • ow
  • horny
  • oowww
  • sad
  • horny
  • don’t touch me
  • oooowwww
  • horny
  • sad
  • please touch me
  • oooOOWWWW
  • sad
  • lonely
  • horny
  • HOLY SHIT MY OVARIES ARE KILLING ME
Video 19 Oct 344,705 notes

toshbizzyo:

malapropsbookstore:

infinitywhale:

gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

I’ve been looking everywhere for this oh my god

via fuck....
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Text 18 Oct 94,224 notes

eunicepalustrex:

things that i need in my life right now:

  • sex
  • cheese pizza
  • ice cream
  • sex
  • rough sex
  • gentle sex
  • more ice cream
  • cuddling
  • S E X
  • more pizza

(Source: gayblowjob)

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