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thefrogman:
A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf.
Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]
SHUT UP](http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddabab559732b25df45632312851aa6a/tumblr_mo91ch4iQY1r5gx8fo1_500.jpg)
A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf.
Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]
SHUT UP
(Source: anathemarmotqueen)
if this is true…i’m running away to neverland
THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.
It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere. That is why he had to leave.
AND HE IS FINE. HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.
HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.
Oh, he WAS fired? Well dang.
Bc all u tumblr bitches kept reblogging his face
